I'm Alison and I pride myself in being a very reasonable unreasonable person. I believe in creating a life you love, leaning into your strengths, and dancing inappropriately. My goal is to help you feel as awesome as you are.
Who Is This Girl?This also counts as, what I think is, a VERY good excuse for my lack of posting.
That’s right. I’ve got a bun in the oven! This is longest cake I’ve ever baked! I’m 13 weeks along.
We’re pretty excited. And so is the new Greek place in Provo. Where I now spend a majority of my time.
xoxo
The Birds
WHOOOOOAAAA! IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN A BLOG POST I almost didn’t know if I could remember how!!! HA! But, I did, and I’m so glad, because I AM NOT kidding you it feels so damn good to be abusing ALL CAPS AGAIN! You know what also feels really really good? …
Hi! I’m Alison. Over the past 10 years building my business I’ve put my name in lights, danced with thousands of hot babes who believe in their own awesomeness, spoken at huge events, worked with fortune 500 companies, created six-digit yielding courses, hosted nationally recognized online dance contests, started the podcast of my dreams, and basically …
Reflecting on the source of my strength: my bling. HAHA. But actually just ask Laura, the photographer, what mood I was in. Because it is more accurately reflected below. Well hello!!! Another month has come and gone, and so now it’s time for ALISON’S STATE OF AFFAIRS! Yes,  yes, I know I’m sharing a lot with …
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Congratulations!!! That's so so so exciting!
That. Is. The. Best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope things go well! You're already in the 2nd trimester!!!
hip! hip! that is some awesome news. hope pregnancy is treating you well. babies freaking rock.
Congratulations!!! Especially on making it thru the first trimester–hopefully the rest will be smooth sailing! Get ready for your share of advice, it will come from all sides!! 😉 Can't wait to hear all the updates on the pregnancy. I'm curious to see if your taste for DC changes too–mine did, as well as a few other pregos I know. We all couldnt stand the taste during pregnancy which was a reason to mourn for sure!! My taste for chocolate however, was not affected 😉 Congrats again and again!!
Soon – to- be Grandma Faulkner says HIP HIP HOORAY! Let the shopping begin…
ali..yay!! that is the BEST news ever- you guys will make great parents and i'm so excited for you!! Congratulations to both of you!!!
Congratulations Alison!!! That's so exciting! Your baby is going to be such a rockstar. Can't wait to hear some great prego stories!
hooray! we're so happy. i hope you're feeling really well. i can't wait to see the adorable little bitty robertson.
This means you were pregnant during Nichelle's shower! No wonder it was so perfect- you gave it your motherly touch. 🙂 So excited for the two of you. This little baby is going to be so loved.
Hope you are feeling good!
congrats to you guys!!!
Hooray! Hooray again! Oh I'm just bubbling over with excitement that i don't know what to say besides congratulations! I hope you're feeling well and not tired down into your bone marrow like I was. Oh I just can't wait until October now!
YAY!!!! Laura is due in july, they can be best friends! Congrats to the both of you;)
ah yeaahhh!
YaY!!!!!! YaY, YaY!!! I am so friggin excited for you guys. congrats over and over and over again.
Ahh!!! Congratulations!!!! You're gonna look so cute preggo.
yeah little bun!
Congratulations!
(PS– I LOVE that Greek place too!)
Omigoodness! That is so very wonderful and exciting! Hope you're feeling well…
CONGRATULATIONS!!
oooooooooh congrats!!!! YAY FOR YOU! so cute!
congrats, lady! you will be a very loving mommy.
I've been waiting for the blog announcement! I heard the scoop a little bit ago and was so excited for you and Eric! You guys will be great parents! And talk about cravings for Greek food… I am always in the mood for a gyro. Wish I had a place close to my house.
congrats! you will be the cutest!
Thank you thank you thank you!
Lisa, SO FUNNY, I could not drink any diet drink the first 2-3 months. I literally would spit it out. However, my taste is back! ha, but I'm keeping it way to a minimum!
But so funny, chocolate has no appeal! Cheeseburgers however, TONS OF APPEAL!
xoxo
Yay. I'm so happy for you two. I'm convinced this will be your best baking ever! Pictures?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
words cannot express 🙂
Congrats!!!
Could not be happier that you have a fetus in your womb.
Were you pregnant when I saw you in AZ? I think you WERE. OMG. I wish i would have asked to touch your tummy… I hear pregnant ladies LOVE that.
But seriously, CONGRATS! You and Eric are going to be the coolest padres ever.
whoops my computer just freaked out..I wanted to say..Congrats congrats! Hope you are doing well. You will be a wonderful mother 🙂 That is wonderful news!
this is wonderful! you are so talented and hilarious and witty and beautiful. i really like your use of the word "damn". it has now justified my possible overuse of it.
i don't know you but I know becca foster and found you through her. stunning. really.
and congrats!
Wow, that is exciting! I am stoked for you guys!
Congratulations! I've been frequenting your blog for the last couple months because your hilarious, I can't wait to read your posts/experiences as an expecting mother! (I'm 35 weeks prego.)
congratulations…. so exciting!
Congratulations! I love your blog, you're extremely entertaining. 🙂 You'll be an awesome mom.
Also, this is probably weird, but I saw your sister on this blog today and thought you might want to see.
http://cocokelley.blogspot.com/2010/04/wedding-inspiration-high-drama.html
Krista,
That's so fun! Thanks! I'll be sure to show my sis!
xox
What?! That is fantastic! Congrats!
you KNOW how i feel about this!!! love u.
37 comments! make it 38!
Wahoo! That's so fun. I hope everything goes well for you!
no way no way no way!!! woweeeee! eric, you dog.
yipeeeee…. finally the announcement! I am so stoked!!!!!! Our lil ones will be secret magic babies together! xo
hooray!!! So excited for you. I hope you are feeling better- you are going to be a wonderful mom!
thank you all! seriously so sweet.
Oh man, I am just seeing this! That is amazing news!! So so so excited for you guys.
Awww congratulations Alison!!!! That is so so so so great.
Yay! I am so glad I checked your blog today!! Next time I am in Utah with my husband, we are meeting up with your new little bird. 🙂
Jared and I are so thrilled for you both! Talk about mixing some good genes!
this is very very very very very happy.