Cute pie plates are in short supply. You know, pie plates. The things you bake pies in. I’m sure you’ve all been searching long hours on the Internet for pie plates like I have. And I’ve been really shocked at the lack of selection.
I know, it’s amazing and truly shocking what I can get preoccupied with. I once spent an entire week researching giant round balloons, and another week researching terrariums.
Anyway, currently the reason I can’t get my work done or sleep at night is pie plates.
So I’ve decided to make some of my own using bake-on transfers. Mostly as gifts. And I can’t decide which phrase is best to adorn my pie plates. So you tell me if you had a pie plate, what would you like it to say? Let’s use “Gwyneth and Chris” as the names of the pie dish recipients. Don’t worry, I haven’t reduced myself to sending her gifts…yet.
Option #1: Shut your pie hole.
Although this is OBVIOUSLY HYSTERICAL, I feel like as a gift it might be a bit abrasive? So to tone it down a bit perhaps…
Option #2: Shut your pie whole. Baked with love by Gwyneth and Chris
Option #3: Me oh my Gwyneth & Chris made a pie!
Option #4: Marriage is as easy as pie. (as a wedding gift)
Option #5: Pie baked with love xoxo, Gwyneth and Chris
There are my options so far. But I’m totally open to your opinions, perhaps you have some other fantastic sayings with “pie” that I’ve overlooked.
PIE IN YOUR FACE,