She’ll never change.

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again. I love, love, love obscene and extremely ridiculous rap. The more absurd, the more puns, the more lewd, the more pop culture references, the better in my book.

My new favorite is “Bedrock” by Young Money and Lil’ Wayne.

Because how can you deny the greatness of this line:

“Oooh baby, call Me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock.”

Get it?

BEDROCK!

I know. It’s pathetic. Wanna hear it for free? Don’t get mad at me for the naughty lyrics. Check out grooveshark. It’s like Pandora, but apparently better. My verdict is still out on it. But the fact it introduced me to this song is giving it major points.

Have a dirty Monday, and feel free to share your favorite bad rap song lyrics with me.

xoxo

Alison

9 Comments

  1. Shannan

    This is so funny to find a fellow Mormon…girl no less…who appreciates rap. To me it truly is the most clever of poetry. It's the poetry of our century. I personally am a fan of Eminem. Never can listen to him since the kiddies were born but I still follow his "music" and certainly loved his performance at the grammy's last night.

  2. Nichelle

    oh my gosh lil wayne makes me want to throw up. he is such a disgusting human being. and you know my musical tastes and likes. i too will never change on loving hip hop and r&b, but i have no tolerance for him. but thumbs up to gaga last night! i can't believe you could see all of her potential and all that she is just by those poker face videos, before we all got to see her true insanity/genius unleashed. you were clued in and i had no idea. elton knew too i guess. they are a cute couple.

  3. Elle and Jared

    That milkshake song. The one about the boys and the yard and bringing them to the yard with milkshakes. I've always thought it was a sweet song.

  4. Liz

    I think my favorite dirty rap song is by Ludacris: "Roll Out." Remember that one? Most of the funny/dirty parts are too dirty to write here, but here is one of the more tame lines that I love:

    Now who's that bucked-naked cook fixin three-course meals?
    Gettin goosebumps when her body tap the six inch heels

    Also, I heart Eminem.

  5. mandy dominici

    Dear Alison,
    Never, ever, ever ever change.
    Love,
    Mandy

    p.s. You are Mikey should swap some music, but you may already have the same collection (with the exception of Brittany and Lady Gaga, I don't know why he doesn't like Lady Gaga.)

  6. Tiffany

    poetry:

    I ain't got no money
    I ain't got no car to take you on a date
    I can't even buy you flowers
    But together we can be the perfect soul mates
    Talk to me girl

    Baby, it's alright, now you ain't gotta floss for me
    If we go there, you can still touch my love, it's free
    We can work without the perks, just you and me
    Thug it out 'til we get it right

    Baby if you strip, you could get a tip
    'Cause I like you just the way you are
    I'm about to strip and I want it quick
    Can you handle me the way I are?

    I don't need the cheese or the car keys Boy I like you just the way you are And let me see ya strip, you could get a tip
    'Cause I like

    I ain't got no Visa
    I ain't got no Red American Express
    We can't go nowhere exotic
    It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best
    Talk to me girl

    Baby, it's alright, now you ain't gotta floss for me
    If we go there, you can still touch my love, it's free
    We can work without the perks, just you and me
    Thug it out 'til we get it right

    Baby if you strip, you could get a tip'Cause I like you just the way you are I'm about to strip and I want it quick Can you handle me the way I are?

    I don't need the cheese or the car keys Boy I like you just the way you are And let me see ya strip, you could get a tip 'Cause I like you just the way you are

    Baby girl
    I don't got a huge ol' house
    I rent a room in a house
    Listen baby girl
    I ain't got a motorboat but I can float ya boat

    So listen baby girl
    Once you get a dose of D.O.E.
    You gon' want some mo'
    So listen baby girl
    When I make it I want you back
    Want you back, yeah

  7. Megan

    F the Jones', n*#$a try to keep up with the Combs'

  8. Sam and Alexis Scheid

    i LOVE bedrock. It makes me so happy. We have satellite radio in our car.. and so I get all the best new beats… clear as a bell even in ALabama. I also love Sexy Chick right now.. and the new Eminem, Kanye and Lil Wayne one.. Forever!! I Love dirty rap.

    I do have to say that Lil Wayne is disgusting.. thanks Nichelle.. so is lil john. i def got to hang out with lil john one night and he was nasty.

  9. Alison

    tiffany thank you for that beautiful poetry!

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