I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again. I love, love, love obscene and extremely ridiculous rap. The more absurd, the more puns, the more lewd, the more pop culture references, the better in my book.
My new favorite is “Bedrock” by Young Money and Lil’ Wayne.
Because how can you deny the greatness of this line:
“Oooh baby, call Me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock.”
I know. It’s pathetic. Wanna hear it for free? Don’t get mad at me for the naughty lyrics. Check out grooveshark. It’s like Pandora, but apparently better. My verdict is still out on it. But the fact it introduced me to this song is giving it major points.
Have a dirty Monday, and feel free to share your favorite bad rap song lyrics with me.