Well it looks like somebody has a case of the mun-days! And that somebody is me!
Actually, I’m having an OK day so far (and I hope you are as well), it’s just that my brain isn’t ready to produce yet. Every once in a while it’s a pain having a job where they expect you to be creative on demand.
WRITE MONKEY! WRITE!
Because sometimes my brain just isn’t up for being creative in the way that I choose. Like right now for example. My brain is preoccupied with thoughts of Valentine’s day treasures that need crafting and treats that need baking, not headlines and billboards that need writing. Red felted roses = yeah!!! Billboards = booo!!!
So, I’ve been staring at my computer for about an hour now, and I’ve decided it’s time to solicit help. You want to help me right?
I thought you might. Here’s what I need baby cakes:
I need things that seem bad, but then with a fresh perspective and a positive attitude, can also be good.
Do you see what I mean?
Here’s an example:
Can’t breathe in your jeans.
An excuse to wear sweats.
See, the first line is what seems bad, the second line is what it CAN be with a fresh perspective.
However, I have only been able to come up with lines like this:
Everyone’s married but you.
Your life still has some sense of mystery.
But that’s just not going to work now, is it?
So show me what you got! Seriously, it would be so helpful. Even if you can’t think of both parts, even just some negative seeming things would help, then I could think of the rest, because well, I am getting paid to!
Oh but, um, anything you give me will automatically become property of BYUtv. So keep that in mind as you share all the best your brain has to give.
Ok, I have to get back to writing mediocre and mildly disturbing headlines.