She tells all, and it feels good.

For all my talk of love, acceptance, and blah blah blah, I’m really pretty snotty about a few things. As my friend Tara LOUDLY pointed out last night, I’m snotty about people not trying to learn names, THANKS TARA! I’m also pretty snotty about people who can’t keep up with my pace of conversation (meaning …

She gives you a treat!

Valentine’s Day is my FAVORITE holiday! DUH! It’s all about LOVE LOVE LOVE. Even when I didn’t have a sweetheart I loved V-day for a good chance to eat a lot of crap, whine, and tell my girlfriends how pretty they are. There is always love to be shared people! So if you’re a Valentine’s …

She’s lucky she has a husband.

My husband Does all the dishes after I leave for work because he knows when I come home for lunch it will make me happy if the dishes are done. (We don’t have a dishwasher.) My husband Let’s me tell him that I feel like a hippopotamus and cry, and say that I’m never eating …