If you have a gun, will you please, safely, put it in your car, drive over to Love Communications, walk in through the front door, say, “HI!” to the cute receptionist Katie, ask her where my desk is, and then walk back to my cubicle. All the while, discreetly hiding your gun in your coat pocket, so as not to cause alarm, and then when you are in my cubicle, will you please, I beg of you, put that gun to my head and say, “Write those scripts or I will shoot you in the head!” And mean it. And then maybe, just maybe, I will actually be able to force my completely disobedient brain to get some work done.
I know it might be inconvenient, but it would be greatly appreciated.
Help,
Alison
Or maybe you’ll just need a clean pair of pants.
I have two hand guns…would you prefer a glock or a 44 magnum?
At least you wrote my headline! 🙂
I have some time next Tuesday morning…is that good for you?
I think this post is a very bad idea Alison! I see headlines…