She will get violent.

Does anyone know where I can find one of those cute little helpers that Satan seems to send round this time of year? You know, the ones that tend to wear green uniforms and carry messenger bags full of the best calories ever?

I COULD USE A DAMN SAMOA.

Don’t you like how they wait just long enough after New Year’s to start selling, therefore giving people time to forget their resolutions? Tramps.

7 Comments

  1. Cindy

    This melting economy is hitting us hard in more ways than we can fathom:
    Girl Scout Cookies.

  2. Alicia

    Thanks for reminding me that they are out right now! I was so completely devastated when I was pregnant with Cohen and REALLY wanted some samoa cookies and I missed them by a month. I was pissed! They were especially tramps then.

  3. Emily

    ALISON! You have a blog!?! This has just made my whole night. Turns out we both wrote on your heart out about nicolitalia’s and I thought, “Sheblogs Sheblogs, that’s cute”

    Click.

    Here I am awake because I’m sick and little did I know I’d find the blog of my long lost floral design friend! How are you!?! I’m loving your blog and now craving a damn samoa myself. “tramps.” (I laughed so hard that just about killed me.)

  4. Carlita

    this is spot on. my mom has an ice-creamgasm when they release the Dryer’s thin mint chocolate flavor. and my husband ordered 4boxes… “tramps” was hilarious! love the blog!

  5. JO

    Here’s an idea: check out a local store like Wal-Mart. At least in the midwest, they are always sitting, freezing, by the door as you go in and come out (on the outside so you have some pity on them). They make lots of sales that way. Also at grocery stores. If you can’t find them, let me know and I’ll ship some to you. A full case of Samoas?

  6. adrienne

    oh hey. i just saw this on a blog the other day. i say make your own

    http://bakingbites.com/2009/02/homemade-girl-scout-cookies-samoas-bars/

  7. Alison

    Jo bless you! Yes! Please!

    haha.

    Adrienne. This was bad of you. Now I must bake cookies instead of work.

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