She’s Jealous.

Hi. It’s me Alison. Hello. Hi.

My friend Adrienne started an ETSY shop called Phylum Kingdom.

If you said, “What is ETSY!” Then I would say, “Etsy is an online community where people from all over the world can set up individual online shops to sell vintage and handmade goods. It’s awesome. You should totally look at it.”

I want to tell you about Adrienne’s shop (she sells jewelery) because it looks really good, and I think she deserves for people to go and look at it. And occasionally a couple people read my blog, so I figured, hey, I’ll do what I can. I’m so freaking nice.

Let me tell you about Adrienne.

She’s a copywriter too. A really, really good one. Whenever you read her stuff you’re like, HOW DID YOU THINK OF THAT? and then WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT? Then you think, YO ADRIENNE!!!! And then she’s like, “Oh, I’ve never heard that one.”

Adrienne is a total and complete CAH. Which is why her ETSY shop is so cool. I’ve been meaning to start an ETSY shop for a long time. My shop name is Sprinkles the Pony. (DUH!) But there is nothing in it. But Adrienne has lots of pretty things in her shop.

And Adrienne, because she is a CAH, named her shop Phylum Kingdom. So hip. And the pieces all fit within this concept. It’s really beautiful and smart. The earrings are cased in a mock entomology display, and given Linnaean classification identification, so you can know the genus and species of the item you wear. Even if you are not in the market for buying jewelery, (which at Christmas time everyone is!) her display pictures are way fun and include lots of taxidermy. Which is always a treat.

Ok. So I work in Advertising sue me. But know, that if you do something cool, I’ll be the first to toot your horn.





  1. megrje

    Her site is super cool! Wow- I’m kind of in awe. I opened my etsy shop in the summer, but haven’t sold anything, and have no time to make new stuff to keep it stocked right now. Oh, well. Check it out though now that I’ve given it such good words!

  2. Liz Canaan Roberts

    yeah. she’s totally a cah.

  3. courtni

    SUPER SUPER cool jewelry. Love it.

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