She’s ready to rock around the Christmas tree.

Maybe it’s because I’m an old married hag now, or because I have nothing better to do, but this year, I AM SO READY FOR CHRISTMAS.

I love presents. I love them so much. I love giving them, I love making them, I love wrapping them, and hell yes, I love opening them. But when I was in school, (long lustful sigh) by the time I’d finish finals, breaking up with whatever boy I was with for the season, and everything else, I just was never as prepared for Christmas as I would have liked.

The last couple years most of my Christmas shopping took place the two or three days before Christmas. And that is NEVER fun. 1) I loath crowds more than your average person and become unreasonably angry and 2) I’m just mad the whole time because I think of all the cool gifts I could have gotten/made if I had thought about it a week or two before.

But not this year friends! Ha! No. I started drafting ideas for Christmas presents a couple weeks ago, and I’ve already made one! I know, it’s just one, but it took a lot of time, and I am excited! I can’t tell you what it is though.

The only problem with being so on top of things is that, like most people who act like 5-year-olds when it comes to presents, I have a hard time waiting to give the preset to the person! I want to give it to them as soon as it’s done! Christmas is over a month away! Should I really be expected to wait?

Anyway, wouldn’t it be fun if I gave all the people who read SheBlogs SheBlogs (like all 10 of you!) a Christmas present! Would you like that? What do you want!? Do you want a little Sprinkles the Pony? I thought you might…Stay tuned, and let me know if there’s something on your SheBlog’s SheBlog’s wish list. I’m not gonna go to all the trouble to make a present if you don’t want one, so let me know! I mean I need SOMETHING to do at work! Bah! I kid, I kid.

Inappropriate kisses,



  1. crystal

    All I want for Christmas is Hedgie the Hedgehog…

  2. Tamara Jackson

    I would like a mixed tape of your Christmas faves… And a Sprinkles the pony!!


  3. fraggLe+monkEy+shysteR

    one hedgie if you please. and much more of your hilariousness.

  4. Sean

    All I want is more of your clever witticisms and overall cheeriness in your writing . Have a very married christmas…heh, (did you catch the pun)???

  5. me

    I want to see more of your face around town. Pleeeeeeeaaaaase?

  6. Nichole

    i love your blog, fyi.
    we’re studying copywriting in my advertising class at byu and it reminds me of you. even though i don’t even know you. weird. but oh well, you make me laugh! 🙂

  7. Alex

    All I want for Christmas is Sprinkles!

  8. mr. loke stroke

    a crhristmas surprise from sheblogssheblogs? where do i sign up? i think its only fair that the one of two guys you gave a shot out to should get something, right? i mean, don’t you have some sort of free giveaway for fan club members? kinda like the cool kids at burger king back in the day? it would have to be super exclusive. think about it and get back to me

  9. Nate Housley

    I want Sprinkles

  10. Amanda

    I just want you to know that you have at LEAST 10 followers of this blog. My comment has proved it. I just want to see your face sometime. Where will you be for Christmas and the week after? In Utah? I hope so!

  11. JenErik

    All I want for christmas is to SEE YOU WHEN I’M IN UTAH! Are you going to be around? You have to see Darla and I want to see your face!
    P.S. THANK YOU for the “inappropriate kisses” from Santa.

  12. Jake

    For Christmas I would like you to go to Bikini Cuts with me while I get my haircut. And I still want those CDs I asked for but never followed up on.

  13. Lisa

    faulkner! (i just read your post about changing your name) its lisa formerly andrews now zaballos. i found your blog who knows how, but sure was fun to come across it. just thought i’d say hi and tell you that you’re a stinkin funny writer. i’m going to have to add you to my little list of blogger friends!

  14. siovhan

    much more of your clever witicisms.
    and for your very own sprinkles to be decked out in christmasy attire.
    and my own sprinkles. he’s so cute!

  15. ashmae

    do you know about claudine hellmuth? i’d like to think of myself as her apprentice this year in christmas tutelage. she has some awesome homemade craft books. perfect for one who finds themselves spending all free thought considering the perfect homemade present.

  16. Samantha

    You totally know I want something. Some cute little animal picture the wee one would like to see. But take your time, I should be at the bottom of your list. Like maybe next Christmas.

  17. maines

    Axel wants something cool from his hip second cousin in law at she blogs she blogs for his room. It’s a downer right now. He was thinking maybe an awesome robot? I don’t know. That’s just what he said.


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