In honor of Halloween I give you tricks and treats.
Cause that’s just the kid of girl I am.
the new almost pornographic Britney Spears video!
Which I think should also count as a trick…so I’ll give you another…
This is me on Tuesday. I have a bag of frozen corn on my head. Why? Because a Pyrx 9×14 dish dropped four feet from the top shelf and hit me directly on the crown of my head. It took me to the floor. LUCKILY the dish didn’t land on the Pizza I was making (yes from SCRATCH) for dinner. Count your blessings. Eric titled the picture “Cornhead.” Isn’t he clever?
At first you’ll think this is a treat. After about an hour, you’ll know why it’s a dirty nasty addictive trick.
and one final
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they have noBODY to go out with.
OH I ALMOST FEEL GUILTY FOR THAT ONE.
Ok! Don’t scare yourself too badly!