She has a hard time concentrating on one thing at a time

It’s like this, my sister got married on Saturday and that is a REALLY BIG DEAL!!! And it’s Monday so you would think, naturally I would update you on that. But…I have a hard time focusing on something that happened all the way 2 days ago and…

I want to talk about how last night I found out that our next door neighbor moved out because she thinks us, and the other neighbors are spying on her! And that makes me sad, because I would hate to think people were spying on me, even if I did have paranoia issues…

I also want to talk about my new baking book, BAKED, I got in the mail!!! It was waiting at my desk for me today. (I had it sent to work, it’s a nice pick-me-up in the work week to get a package) And tell you all about how I’m not much of a baker but this book will shortly change all that…

And I want to talk about how I want to go to a pumpkin patch and how I love when people decorate for Halloween, and how I want a green pumpkin, and how Cafe Rio has a lot of spiderwebs as decoration…

AND! I also want to talk about Prop 8, and the presidential race, and the economy…JK I really don’t want to talk about those things! YUCKY. But they actually are upsetting me, and it’s hard to be oblivious and blissful when “real” issues keep getting pushed in your face. Geesh! GO AWAY.

So! I will just say this:

Andrea Faulkner and Brian Todd Williams are married! The wedding was PERFECT and beautiful, and I will post pictures of me (Maid of Honor)…and I guess the bride…as soon as I have some. They are on their honeymoon in Cancun.

When I have successfully baked something from my new book, maybe I’ll share pictures and a recipe and photograph my goodies with my new green pumpkin.

AND as for all that serious stuff, like I said, this is not the blog for such things. Go read the DRUDGE REPORT or something along those lines that my husband likes to read.

BUT IN THAT SAME VEIN, but with an appropriate amount of absurdity, do you find the following criteria acceptable for PARTIALLY basing your presidential vote on:

Which candidate, and their wife, would you rather have over to dinner?

You know…to discuss issues, laugh about the latest episode of The Office, and swap dessert tips with the wife while the President and your husband play Halo.

YES OR NO. Yes, you think this is a reasonable reason for voting for someone, or No, your think that it is absolutely irrelevant.



sorry for all the polls…but I guess tis the season!!!



  1. Liz Canaan Roberts

    NO. but i know many people who are basing their votes on what i consider terribly worse reasons (ie: Sarah Palin has nice tits).

    yup. breathtaking.

  2. Liz

    Even worse: some people are basing their votes on what all the wise celebrities are telling them to do.

    I think Alison’s idea is a good one. It’s a good indicator of whether you actually like them as a person and how you feel about their character and personality. I think that’s important.

  3. Cindy

    Um…I helped your neighbor move out yesterday, all the while I fueled the fires of suspicion with stories about how you guys drilled holes into the wall to peer into her bathroom. Muwah ha ha ha ha!

  4. john

    that is my exact reason for who I am voting for! Who would I have the most fun with?

  5. chris almond

    no. that is as bad as voting for a president based on their appearance.

  6. Tim and Sara

    No, the crowd I run with is full of the kind of guys that I wouldn’t want to be President. I think the job would be better for someone who is more serious… in other words I wouldn’t like flossin with them.

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