Sometimes, around 4:30 pm, I don’t know if I will ever make it ’til 5:30. I know “it’s only an hour away” but you forget that it was proceeded by 9 hours. And so, it’s not just “one more hour” it’s “one more hour after I’ve already done 8.” And honestly, I don’t know if I can hold on.
I sometimes feel as though I will spontaneously burst before the clock actually says 5:30. Either that or my butt will fall through the netting of my ergonomic chair and I will collapse on the floor begging for someone to “just drag me to the door, or my car, if it’s not too much trouble.”
And then I think about the movie Office Space, and how everyday I spend in a cubicle makes that movie just THAT much funnier. And that much sadder.
And then, just as I am about to pull a Michael Bolton on the copy machine, a bubble drops gently on desk. And I see some coworkers with promotional bubble necklaces around their necks.
Will they show me where the bubble necklaces are?
Yes, they will. They are in the back closet.
Do I get my very own bubble necklace?
Yes, I do.
Take as many “Enchanted” bubble necklaces as you’d like.
And do I somehow find a way to make it to 5:30 by avoiding my work and trying to take a picture of myself AND a bubble as it comes out mid shot.
YOU TELL ME.
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My coworker Kate wanted a shout out. And I was like, “What’s that.” I’m getting old. But my! Does this bubble necklace make me feel young.
Hmm, is your entire readership unemployed?
GOD BLESS YOU
please tell me that you do not have anything to do with the paige davis r.c. willey commercials!
it has to be said. i love your hair. and your bubble.
I got to the hospital at 4:30 this morning….I don’t get to leave until 6pm tomorrow. =((((
Just 20 more hours….
I think some bubble necklaces might help.