She’s Shallow and She Likes It

Deep conversations in marriage are like land mines, you never know when one is gonna blow up in your face. Especially if you are married to me. Say you are Eric, you are going about your usual business, running errands, working at your computer, happy as a bee, thinking about the new Beck album, when …

She Gives you the BIG FREAKING News!

No, I’m not preggo. The Faulkner family spent their fourth of July weekend at the Hotel Del in Coronado. 15K family fun runs, bike rides, Moo Time Ice Cream, shmancy diners, sailing boats, and of course, fire works, were all involved. (I am fully aware how spoiled I am. FULLY AWARE. But see, now that …

She Teases She Taunts

OK, so Blogger the Hogger has been all wack all day, and I have not been able to post, but TRUTH BE TOLD! I have so many exciting things to say, I don’t know which to post about first! So I’m not THAT upset about the technical difficulties. And tomorrow I will GIVE YOU THE …

She Hiked She Hiked

Just in case I haven’t mentioned this enough yet, one summer, I did an internship at Hallmark. It was kind of a big deal. I mean, I wrote cards people! CARDS! And not just any cards, I wrote for Alternative Humor. Because I’m just so damn alternative. Do you know how many times I’ve used …