I know, I know, first I box, and now I Square. Consider my creative well dry.
Anyway, I just got off a totally loud and possibly inappropriate personal (personal as in not work related…geesh) phone call with Matt Clayton, and my and possibly your, wildest dreams have come true. Alison Faulkner gets her own column in Square Magazine.
Square Magazine, if you aren’t in the know or in the Valley, is a free bimonthly magazine that is distributed in Provo. Matt Clayton is the editor-in-chief, and he is a little doll. A 6’2 bundle of joy.
This is a treat because OBVIOUSLY I LOVE HAVING COLUMNS. The last column I had was in my high school newspaper, The Iliad. I wrote an article about why students shouldn’t have to wait to use the bathroom because it could lead to possible Urinary Tract Infections. I heard from a friend that their teacher publicly ridiculed my article. I provoked a teacher to delay their lesson plan to argue with my feeble words. THAT IS POWER.
So, I get to name the column and pick the topics and whatnot, so if you have any ideas I would love to hear them. I consider this just one of many necessary steps to world domination. World domination with love and kisses of course.