She Declares She Declares

I hereby declare the following songs, that were once really popular but really annoying, then just really annoying, then beyond annoying, I hereby declare THOSE songs, no longer annoying and now TOTALLY AWESOME:

The Macarena by Del Los Rio


Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega


Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic

Feel free to contest, but I will not be swayed, I heard them on Movin’ 100.7 and they are back on my A-list.

Also feel free to leave suggestions for songs in the same category as these three gems…but before you do check the list of “Songs that will not be accepted.”

Songs that will not be accepted (try me in 3 years):

Who Let the Dogs Out? by Baha Men


Cotton Eyed Joe by Rednex

“Who gave me the authority to declare such things?” You ask. Wake up people, this is the “ME” generation and I gave MYSELF the authority on MY blog where I write about what I WANT.

Damn it feels good.

Eeeeah Macarena aight!


  1. AOBrien

    C’mon N Ride It (The Train)- Quad City DJs.. come on you can’t fight it……….

  2. Alison

    i’m on the fence…


  3. Sean

    Who could forget such classics as:

    Funky Cold Medina by Tone Loc


    I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

  4. Julie

    i couldn’t agree more.

    “this is how we do it” montel jordan
    and “mmmbop” hanson

    love it. forever.

  5. Julie

    okay, so i just listened to mmmbop…. definately NOT as great as i remember. in fact, im pretty embarrassed about this whole situation.

  6. Sean

    Could have told you that…but I thought it best to leave my mouth shut. Might I suggest a little Purple Rain by Prince to wash out that bad taste?

  7. Alison

    ok, most of these songs never made it OFF of my A-list, so they are for sure welcome.

    The Train, Anna, I have mulled it over and this most def can stay!

  8. Matt and Jennae Porter

    “I get knocked down” by Chumbawumba? Reminds me of soph year high school. Actually, I’m not sure I was ever totally annoyed by the song. But I’m sure other people were!

  9. manda

    “butterfly” crazy town

  10. Alison

    Yes Jennae and YES Amanda! PERFECT! Those fit perfectly!

  11. AOBrien

    butterfly by crazytown I do not agree.. I have bad memories of boys with frosted tips and bad bad dancing.

  12. rachel marie

    Color Me Badd’s “All 4 Love” baby!

  13. Amanda

    You don’t know me and you may think I’m a crazy blog stalker.

    I came across your blog via a friend’s blog and I have been hooked ever since. You are so cute and clever and witty.

    Anyway, my vote is The Sign by Ace of Base.

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