She’s a criminal, She drowns kittens

I’m every copper’s dream. I’m blonde (even if I am sans ponytail) I’m ALWAYS on my cell phone (my coworker asked me if my I had to be on my phone for my car to start, he’s so witty) I have California plates (don’t act like you Utahn’s aren’t prejudice) and I drive an electric …

She Peters She Pans

I feel like Peter Pan today. I look like Peter Pan today. I have this little lick of hair that won’t go down. I’m wearing a frilly green shirt. And I wish I had never, ever, EVER grown up, graduated from college, and gotten a job that requires my presence. Mmmm, Peter Pan reminds me …

She Sobs She Sobs

I loooove billboards. And not just because I write them. Uh hem, that was me, proving how important my job is…to myself. Moving on, I’ve always loved billboards. Sure a lot of them are “lame” but I think it’s the good kind of lame. And I feel we have a particularly snazzy collection up and …

She Snips She Snips

In the grand tradition of newly married women, I liberate myself…in the only way I can. Snip! I heart you Patrick at Shep Salon.

She Scowls She Scowls

Oh, hi, just INDIE Alison here. Being really hip. Don’t worry, comes naturally. Why? Well it could be that most of my ex boyfriends were in bands. Or that my husband IS a band. Or it could be cause I just wrote an article for “Indie Rock Review” online! Haha. HA! Jake Smart, friend, fellow …

SheBlogsLight #1

A few months ago I posted series of ProvoLights. The ProvoLights featured exceptional people who lived in Provo (my old stomping grounds). However, I no longer live in Provo…but that doesn’t mean there aren’t OTHER amazing people in the world! Plus, folks seemed to enjoy the ProvoLights, and it’s nice to give props. SO! I’d …

This just in: SHE DIES OF SHOCK

You have one. But I don’t have one. But you know who DOES have one… MARILYN GREEN FAULKNER–my mother–mother of 5 now has a FACEBOOK page. So go ahead and add her. She’s wittier than a whippet and a whole lot more fun. And though this almost tempted me to join…I don’t think I want …

She Rhymes She Rhymes

Snow snow go awayCome again when it’s not FREAKING May. Little Alison wants to runAnd in the snow it’s not that fun. Plus moving stuff is a bustHello, dry air is kind of a must. Even though yesterday I did get a great hutchBut then Eric got a desk I didn’t love very much…So I …