This just in: SHE DIES OF SHOCK

You have one.

But I don’t have one.

But you know who DOES have one…

MARILYN GREEN FAULKNER–my mother–mother of 5

now has a FACEBOOK page.

So go ahead and add her. She’s wittier than a whippet and a whole lot more fun. And though this almost tempted me to join…I don’t think I want to compete with MareBare for Facebook attention. Because that’s a battle I will surely lose.

When asked why she joined Marilyn giggled and said, “My friend Kate challenged me to!”

Dear Mother, I love you.





  1. jenny

    thats hilarious- go marilyn.

    May 2, 2008   |   Reply
  2. Jake and Jenna

    this is why i’m in love with your mother. she is PURELY ORIGINAL. by the way, i don’t have a facebook either, and i feel great about it.

    May 2, 2008   |   Reply
  3. hanner

    Marilyn showed up on my list of “People You May Know.”

    May 4, 2008   |   Reply
  4. Alison

    and oh, do you know her. let’s get barb on there.

    May 5, 2008   |   Reply
  5. Sharon

    I noticed my Mom had included her as a friend on facebook! What’s up with these savy Mom’s?

    May 6, 2008   |   Reply
  6. Alison

    seriously, they are invading our turf

    May 7, 2008   |   Reply

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