She Rhymes She Rhymes

Snow snow go away
Come again when it’s not FREAKING May.
Little Alison wants to run
And in the snow it’s not that fun.
Plus moving stuff is a bust
Hello, dry air is kind of a must.
Even though yesterday I did get a great hutch
But then Eric got a desk I didn’t love very much…
So I ran five angry miles with lots of swear words (in my head)
Then we decided it’s better to be lovebirds (in bed)
So we’re gonna paint the desk a sexy green
And I will try not to be so controlling and mean!
But I can’t help it if I like things JUST so!
He married a whack job—and I think he should know.

(I got this for just $85 at EmilieJayne on 8th in 8th in Salt Lake. It’s a GREAT store, I could not ask for more, you thought the rhyming was done, you had no idea that I’ve just begun!)


  1. manda

    what a wonderful find!

    May 1, 2008   |   Reply
  2. volcom_LC

    (accidentally erased comment.oops!)
    is emilieJAYNE not the best?
    i practically lived there when we were 9th and 9thers.
    i miss SLC shopping…

    May 1, 2008   |   Reply
  3. AOBrien

    ran man I love artdeco furniture.

    May 1, 2008   |   Reply
  4. Fish Nat!on

    amen my dear,
    i hate the snow,
    it ruins my life,
    and makes me go,
    what to do?
    its effing may,
    sun where are you?

    May 2, 2008   |   Reply
  5. kimmy girl

    oh man. you dont want my job (at least not in the summer), i want your life. and your hutch, and your rhyming skills.

    May 2, 2008   |   Reply

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