Getting Married Is…

The most exciting thing I’ve ever done.

The biggest decision I have ever made.

The most permanent decision I have ever made.
(right up there with bangs, so hard to grow out.)

Making me happier than I have ever been!

Making me too distracted to be productive at work.
(shh don’t tell)

Taking a toll on my blog.
(sorry…)

Time consuming.

Sanity consuming.

Unreal pressure to look good.

Dripping in lace and lingerie.

Fun, fun fun!

Emotionally intense.

Deflowering…

Making choices about small things that matter but do not matter.

Filled with music.

The best thing in the world when you are marrying Shmeric.

Only 8 days away.

7 Comments

  1. lebruf

    so happy i get to see you betrothed. if only my generation were as ambitious as yours.

  2. Alison

    haha, thanks bruf! i know you can do it, it’s your year!

  3. Alicia

    Alison, I love you! I think you are hilarious! 🙂

  4. manda

    DEFLOWERING! I loved driving past you!

  5. Kat Green

    Hi Sweetie. I’m so sure you have already heard all the obligatory aphorisms about holy matrimony. (Sounds like a timely batman exclamation…)

    Just chiming in with one of my own.

    Ahem:

    You’re likely to manage your marriage like your mama. It’s sort of a self-explanatory thing that shrinks make a lot of money on, in authoritative and reverential tones.

    Nevertheless, you’re predisposed.

    You’ll be happy. You’ll create a friendly, supportive marriage that will sustain you and the little kumquats to come throughout whatever happens.

    It will be OK. If you and the squeeze like parties, you’ll have the time of your life next weekend. You will possibly be a little tired of the party before it’s over– but no biggy. Eventually you will be alone together, and life will begin.

    Rock on, cutie pie.

    Aunt Kathy

  6. Amanda

    I’m so excited for you. Marriage is awesome! Sorry I won’t be there to see the big event or dance the night away, but at least I’ve sent some representatives of the family your way so they can give you a hug for me. Dang babies… they ruin everything!

  7. Julie Yardley

    being married is the best. have you gotten on birth control yet? 😉

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