Perfect wedding. Perfect honeymoon. Perfect husband. Don’t gag. More to come.

The most exciting thing I’ve ever done. The biggest decision I have ever made. The most permanent decision I have ever made.(right up there with bangs, so hard to grow out.) Making me happier than I have ever been! Making me too distracted to be productive at work. (shh don’t tell) Taking a toll on …

I have nothing else of interest to say!

Negate me. Sorry Kierkegaard. I have decided that I am turning myself into a brand. I’m starting a branding campaign for myself. I have a voice, a brand personality, a brand promise, and now I need a catchy tagline. Help.