Oops I did it again.
I just bought the new Brittney Spears CD “Circus.”
I didn’t even want it I swear. It’s just habit now.
But now that I do have it…
BEST WEEKEND EVER.
LOVE YOU, DON’T JUDGE ME.
You guys! It was sooo hard to choose the winner! I thought I could do it based on comments alone, but I couldn’t! So Sprinkles and I decided it was best to choose the winner randomly! We did, and Sprinkles is very excited to go to his new home.
And the winner is…
LIZ!!! The cool tax accountant!
Liz, I think we can all agree that tax accountants are very cool. Especially come April!
Sprinkles is thrilled to gallop into your life, and hopefully your heart.
Will you please email me at email@example.com with your address. Sprinkles is very eager to make the trip.
For those of you who do not get the pony of your dreams I am so sorry! I will try to give more love away soon. And that’s for sure because my favorite holiday is coming up!
I love you all! And Sprinkles loves you too!
I was on the Channel 2 news this morning for an advertising thing. I had to wake up at 4:30am!!! Shoot me. I was hoping the footage OF ME would be on the KUTV website (I pitched a fake campaign to popularize Ostrich Meat) but alas, the “zany” morning host, Casey, ripped his pants leg-wrestling another advertising guy, and so that made the website OVER ME!!! Hmm, let’s see, Casey’s ripped pants, or Alison’s flashy smile?? Obviously they made the WRONG choice.
Sigh. But, despite the early hour, it is yet another stepping stone on my path to becoming a SUPERSTAR. So I guess that counts for something.
Speaking of SUPERSTARS…Don’t forget to leave your comment for a chance to win SPRINKLES THE PONY!!! Below. Sprinkles will be making the big decision TOMORROW!!! Don’t be nervous. But, if you’ve been waiting because you feel stupid leaving comment saying how you are cool, you can get over you fake humbleness now and JUST DO IT.
I love you!!!
I watched a woman very slowly hit Eric’s parked car today while I was crossing the street to my car! She couldn’t stop in the snow, so she just had to hit his car. It was sad. Kind of funny, but sad. So be careful in the snow. And if you aren’t in the snow, well then, aren’t you lucky?
Be sure to comment below to win Sprinkles!
Christmas came and went and I never even got you guys a present! Unfortunately I haven’t figured out a way to get each of you the present you deserve, but during the many hours in the car over this break I was able to whip together a little something for ONE very lucky SheBlogs SheBlogs reader!!!
What is it? What is it!? Calm down, I will tell you.
I’m pretty sure it’s what you’ve never known you’ve always wanted.
A miniature Sprinkles the Pony made out of felt!!!
And to convince you how much you want this pony, I will not go into “Alison works for an Advertising Agency” mode. Ready, begin.
This one of a kind 100% handmade Sprinkles the Pony is crafted from the finest 33 cent felt. Each painstaking stitch was done so with love. His French knot eye and embroidered smirk are sure to warm your heart and brighten your day whenever he NEIGHS! in your direction. Sprinkles is stuffed with a cotton-poly batting for just the right amount of squeeze.
This limited edition collector’s item is as versatile as he is adorable. Not only is he perfect for pepping up a nook in your home, he’s also just right for pepping up any outfit! With just a safety pin you can turn Sprinkles the Pony into a fetching brooch.
Sprinkles the Pony easily pins to your hats and beanies too.
And remember every pony big and small needs to stretch their legs. So be sure to take Sprinkles with you when you’re out on the town.
But maybe you’re not ready to add Sprinkles the Pony to your wardrobe. That’s ok, because Sprinkles is the perfect size and weight to pop in an envelope. Send Sprinkles to a far away friend to show that you care.
And isn’t Valentine’s Day right around the corner? Ensure you get some major horseplay with a “Pony-tine.”
Ok, so now that you really really want this Sprinkles the Pony pal, I will tell you how you can get him.
All you have to do is a leave a comment and say one reason that YOU are cool. That’s it. Not one reason I am cool, and not one reason Sprinkles is cool, because duh, we all know those, but one reason why YOU are totally awesome. Go on, toot your own horn.
If I choose your comment then I will ask for your email so I can get your address and send you this ONE OF A KIND Sprinkles the Pony. Depending on how many people battle for Sprinkles, I will probably choose like the top 10 reasons, and then choose randomly from those. Or I might do it all randomly. Or I might make Sprinkles choose.
I think it will be good for all of us to start the week with a P.M.A. Positive Mental Attitude! So tell me one reason you are cool, and you could win Sprinkles!!!
I’m gonna keep this going til Wednesday night. So hurry! Or Sprinkles could gallop out of your life forever.
I love you all and so does Sprinkles.
*who totally realizes that this post confirms she has lost it