An ode to faux fur for your Friday:
My dearest faux fur, I love you so much.
You’re nice to see and fluffy to touch.
You make me look glam and cover my fat,
How could one woman want more than that?
When I wear you, it’s ok if I’ve missed a shower,
Or don’t have makeup on, you have that much power.
I’d like to thank you for all you do,
And no animals had to die, so that’s good too.
I’m declaring it here and now, so everyone will know,
This girl will never, ever, say no to faux.
And just in case you need some faux to help keep you snuggly as winter drags on here are some cuties, but I also suggest hitting up Forever 21 and H&M in store, because they are overflowing with faux these days, of course. Because when I was looking for it a month ago there was like none. But I’ve managed…obviously.
Love your guts! Thanks so much for all your kind words to my Middle School Advice post. I thought after all that writing we could use a little frivolity.