She’s taking a survey.

Cute pie plates are in short supply. You know, pie plates. The things you bake pies in. I’m sure you’ve all been searching long hours on the Internet for pie plates like I have. And I’ve been really shocked at the lack of selection. I know, it’s amazing and truly shocking what I can get …

She thinks “Google Buzz”…

is just one more thing to stress me out! I don’t want to see any little thing saying I have “10” unread whatever they are, buzzes? I’m not on Facebook for a reason. I CAN’T HANDLE THE STRESS. Thoughts? Are you buzzing? You know who else buzzes? BEES. KILLER BEES. Yeah. I know. xoxo The …

She’s no Gwyneth pt. 3

And the exciting saga continues as I expand my list of: THINGS THAT I DO THAT I’M 95% SURE GWYNETH PALTROW DOESN’T DO To see an explanation of this project and Part 1 see here. For part 2 please see here. And now, without further ado THINGS THAT I DO THAT I’M 95% SURE GWYNETH …

She’s showing you EVEN MORE pictures of herself.

Seriously. How many pictures of me can you handle? Can you handle more? I barely can. To justify it I tell myself at least they’re not myspace-esque self-shot pictures, with me holding the camera at an angle while trying to look forlorn AND sexy. These pictures are way better than THAT, even if they are …

She’ll never change.

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again. I love, love, love obscene and extremely ridiculous rap. The more absurd, the more puns, the more lewd, the more pop culture references, the better in my book. My new favorite is “Bedrock” by Young Money and Lil’ Wayne. Because how can you deny the greatness …