She talks about herself too much.

If that headline isn’t the epitome of a Captain Obvious comment, then I don’t know what is. I have this problem. Yes, another one. And here it is: I think I have to explain everything about myself to everyone. I think I owe everyone and their mom an explanation. Take today for example. The Comcast …

Don’t call it comeback, SHE’S been here for years.

Bah duh duh daaaaah! I’m baaaaack! And this time I’m gonna lay it on you Philly Style. Wicka, wicka. Though, I’ve only been in Philly for 16 hours, and 15 of those hours have been spent inside our apartment, and technically we are 20 minutes outside of “Philly”…so I’m not 100% sure what “Philly Style” …

She’s closed for repairs.

Alison, and consequently sheblogs sheblogs, will be closed for mental and emotional repairs until further notice. The shop is estimating anywhere between a week to two weeks. (You know how us mechanics are!) However, if all the parts we ordered arrive, and our head mechanic gets back in town, she might be all fixed up …

She’s pulling her sh*t together.

I figured since it was in the headline I would edit it. But really, there is no other way to say what I’m trying to accomplish today. Which is basically to just not have one big nervous break down and at the same time, pack up everything I own. So in a sense that could …

She sure hopes this doesn’t count as her 15 minutes.

How can I leave Salt Lake City right when I’m making headlines? Oh Utah. Personally I think what is talked about in the LDS (Mormon) General Conference, that took place last weekend here in Salt Lake City, should be discussed in Sunday School, and not in secular newspapers that are intended for the general population. …

She’s OUTTA HERE!

This is my last Monday in my little cubicle. My last Monday posting on my blog when I should be working. My last Monday NOT winning our staff “Lover of the Week” award, and my last Monday milling around in the kitchen eating what’s left of our Monday morning treats. And I couldn’t be less …

She’s awesome at tooting her own horn.

I am a professional writer. I figure if I declare it enough people will believe me. I get paid to write, I get paid to say things in an interesting way. Why? I don’t know. Is it because others are incapable of communicating their words in an interesting way? I don’t necessarily think so. I …