She’s not gonna’ take it anymore.

Please read the above ad. Now, I get that google ads has like, subject-based super powers, and that it creates your ads around your content like some sort of Big Brother mind reader…but why in hell am I getting ads about REDUCING STRETCH MARKS ON MY SITE??? What could I have possibly written that would …

She’s the town drunk.

Things have been crazy at work, to say the least. But today, before I went back to my millions of to-do’s after lunch, I swung by Maverik to pick up the remedy, for what I like to consider, my adorable addiction. The girls working behind the counter sang praises as I flashed a 20 oz …

She needs a gun.

If you have a gun, will you please, safely, put it in your car, drive over to Love Communications, walk in through the front door, say, “HI!” to the cute receptionist Katie, ask her where my desk is, and then walk back to my cubicle. All the while, discreetly hiding your gun in your coat …

She allows Sprinkles to choose the winner…

…and it looks like it’s this guy! Congrats Bob! I’ll send you your own little Sprinkles. Sprinkles says he chose you because of your SINCERE enthusiasm! (I tried to explain to him what sarcasm was but he didn’t get it.) Love you all. p.s. Jenny, Kate might need one too right? Right. I thought so!

She sometimes…

Sometimes I try to open my front door by pushing the “unlock” button on my car key. It never works. Sometimes I take my phone to the bathroom and play a few games of Solitaire during work. I play until I win. Sometimes I get super giddy on my morning runs and I start smiling …

She Wants to Give.

Ok those three-day weekends will really throw you for a loop! But! The giveaway for a Sprinkles the Pony is still on. It will close tomorrow night! Wednesday night! So leave a comment below! love your guts! I might have some pictures of me on the way in a very special Wizard-like Valentine’s gift…stay tuned!

WILL YOU BE MY PONY-TINE?

Neigh friends! Happy day before Valentine’s Day. Because I probably will be too in love to post anything tomorrow…I want to ask you formally today, Will you be my pony-tine? Also, because I love you and I love Valentine’s day sooo much! I am giving away another special Sprinkles friend…any maybe even a Special Sprinkle’s …

She LOVES to Share.

Well I hope your pre-Valentine’s day activities have been in full effect! I KNOW MINE HAVE. So far I have consumed an entire bag of bite-sized Valentine’s Day Snickers. Almost two bags of Valentine’s themed Jelly Beans, made Valentine’s sugar cookies, Valentine’s cards, a Valentine’s Day mail box, hung hearts from my ceiling and let’s …

She can’t help it, She loves you.

I can’t help it. It’s love week. And I want you to feel love in your life. So I will share with you another thing that I love so much. And it’s this song. I don’t care if it’s cheesy, I don’t care if it’s corny. There was honestly a time in my life when …