I was on the Channel 2 news this morning for an advertising thing. I had to wake up at 4:30am!!! Shoot me. I was hoping the footage OF ME would be on the KUTV website (I pitched a fake campaign to popularize Ostrich Meat) but alas, the “zany” morning host, Casey, ripped his pants leg-wrestling another advertising guy, and so that made the website OVER ME!!! Hmm, let’s see, Casey’s ripped pants, or Alison’s flashy smile?? Obviously they made the WRONG choice.
Sigh. But, despite the early hour, it is yet another stepping stone on my path to becoming a SUPERSTAR. So I guess that counts for something.
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