She will get violent.

Does anyone know where I can find one of those cute little helpers that Satan seems to send round this time of year? You know, the ones that tend to wear green uniforms and carry messenger bags full of the best calories ever? I COULD USE A DAMN SAMOA. Don’t you like how they wait …

She wants a Snuggie.

Though it may come as a shock, I am a very deliberate and conscious shopper. I’d rather live in a couchless chairless apartment than in an apartment with couches and chairs I do not love. A reality that was hard for Eric to accept when we first moved in together. The boy just wanted a …

She dissapears and then returns with a question.

She disappears into thin air! And then POOF! Is back in your lives like she never vanished. Let me tell you what happened last week. I had Monday off of work. BONUS. Then, I came to work on Tuesday, graced them with my presence again on Wednesday, and then on Thursday I went and talked …

She Hails to the Chief

So apparently today is a big day! A day of mourning for some (my husband), but a day of celebration for most (my whole office). For me, to be perfectly honest, it was mostly a day of having a decent and seemingly noble excuse to go home for a little bit during work. The TV …

She says, “Throw me a FREAKING bone!”

For a person who believes that love is the most important thing in the world, I have the ability to get pretty freaking angry. Some days the “F word” not freaking, the REAL f word (swearing is silly, isn’t it?) cycles through my head at an uncontrollable rate and I’m just one wrong look away …

She Waits She Wonders

Yesterday I begrudgingly woke up, clumsily went for a run, and then I rushed and hungrily got ready for work. And during my hurried shower a thought suddenly came to me. I thought, “Something big is going to happen today.” And I got really really excited and a tad bit anxious. I drove to work, …

She Comments She Comments and then comments, and comments and comments

Don’t get me wrong. I like being me. Yes, I know I’m loud. (My coworker just said, “Oh don’t let the ‘loud girl’ [yours truly] near the sleeping baby!”) But even though my “voice carries,” I still think I’m pretty fun. True, unlike my genius husband I’m not a phenom at anything, but at least …

She’s Just a Girl.

Oops I did it again. I just bought the new Brittney Spears CD “Circus.” I didn’t even want it I swear. It’s just habit now. But now that I do have it… BEST WEEKEND EVER. LOVE YOU, DON’T JUDGE ME.

She Reveals the WINNER!!!

You guys! It was sooo hard to choose the winner! I thought I could do it based on comments alone, but I couldn’t! So Sprinkles and I decided it was best to choose the winner randomly! We did, and Sprinkles is very excited to go to his new home. And the winner is… LIZ!!! The …