She Gobbles She Gobbles

Gobble gobble my little lovelies! And a Happy Thanksgiving Eve to you! I’m thinking they are going to let us out (no I’m not in school, just a cubicle) a little early today, so I’m sitting at my desk chomping at the bit! Or biting at the chomp? Either way, GET ME OUTTA HERE! I …

She suddenly feels the urge to get fake boobs, She just went to Vegas

So maybe you’re hopping onto SheBlogs SheBlogs today thinking, “I wonder if Alison did anything interesting over the weekend? Her life must be so glamorous!” And I just wanted to assure you that yes, my life is glamorous, and yes, I did do interesting things this weekend. Like hang out with Jamie Foxx. Ok, ok, …

She’s ready to rock around the Christmas tree.

Maybe it’s because I’m an old married hag now, or because I have nothing better to do, but this year, I AM SO READY FOR CHRISTMAS. I love presents. I love them so much. I love giving them, I love making them, I love wrapping them, and hell yes, I love opening them. But when …

She gets tough.

Ok, thanks for all your support about the dentist. I’m working on getting tough and strong so I can handle it. Every time I brush, and now diligently floss, I practice not freaking out with deep lamas breathing. Really harnessing my inner “om.” Truthfully I’d much rather just get some drugs to help ease the …

She Survives the Dentist.

Yesterday was horribly tragic. I went to the DENTIST!!! Ok, deep breaths. Don’t have a panic attack. I already had one for both of us. Now “normal” mature adults will tell (LIE TO) you and say, “the dentist really isn’t that bad.” And since it had been three years…I KNOW I KNOW…since I had been, …

She’s not funny.

Do you know what it’s like to have to sit around with two 40 to 50 year old men, day in and day out, and explain why your ideas are funny? (Especially with my sense of humor?) Do you know what it’s like to try to tell someone, “Uh, I know you don’t think this …

She Turns 20…Plus 5

Today! My dear friends, is the day. The day of all days. My birthday. And so, how should we celebrate this joyous day via SheBlogs SheBlogs? I thought long and hard, and then decided to be predictable. Let us celebrate with love! On Saturday I was a very lucky girl. My sister and a few …

She’s a Faulkner, She’s a Robertson

Last Sunday Eric and I had dinner at his parents house. This is always a treat because the MIL, Debbie, makes the best meals, and on Sunday there is always, ALWAYS dessert. Homemade pies, cakes, cobblers, bunts, I love that woman. But of course with dinner comes dinner conversation. And I’m not sure how, but …

She Votes

HAPPY ELECTION DAY. In honor of this great day I present you with a poem: Whether you love yucky cheeksor Mr. I heart Yuppy Checksbe sure to vote today! The Gods sent rainto make it tougherbut I know you’ll find a way! Reach deep down in your heartand then cast your votebefore you’re attacked by …

She Celebrates, She Sews

Sew anyway… Sprinkles INSISTED on celebrating early, even though I told him my birthday is not until the 10th! He is so pushy sometimes, but I guess ponies just are like that. But in Sprinkles defense, I think I insisted on celebrating a little early this year too. He’s just following my lead. I’ll be …