She Squares! She Squares!

I know, I know, first I box, and now I Square. Consider my creative well dry. Anyway, I just got off a totally loud and possibly inappropriate personal (personal as in not work related…geesh) phone call with Matt Clayton, and my and possibly your, wildest dreams have come true. Alison Faulkner gets her own column …

She Red Boxes She Red Boxes

Some girl’s husbands are addicted to video games, some girl’s husbands are, sadly, addicted to porn, some girl’s husbands are addicted to big hits from a bong followed by episodes of The Family Guy… My husband, however, is only addicted to a large Red Box. HE LOVES TO BOX IT. Granted, the first time I …

She Makes…She Makes Friends

Sometimes when you get married people forget that you are still, in fact, a normal human being who needs…what normal human beings need. LOVE! Just because you get married and have a sexy little husband who dotes on you and tells you that you’re pretty everyday, it doesn’t mean you don’t need friends to call …

She’s a Finisher SHE’S A FINISHER

If you’re not in Utah, then you don’t know TODAY IS PIONEER DAY! And by the time you probably read this YESTERDAY WAS PIONEER DAY! Pioneer Day celebrates the struggle of my ancestors and their deliverance into this mighty Salt Lake Valley over 150 years ago. In Utah, if you are a working drone like …

She’s Wired, She’s WIRED

MEH! On days I go running before work I feel so much better. I’m happier, I’m less sleepy, I have more energy, and I’M FREAKING WIRED LIKE AN ADD KID IN AN ADVANCED CALCULUS CLASS. I went running this morning. I’m bouncing off the walls, I’m running around the cubicles, I am incapable of completing …

She’s Biting She Been Bitten

So, if you will all recall a certain YouTube video I posted a while ago…You know, the one where I am the biggest Jason Mraz fan ever? And I prove it to the world at about 1:10 in the video with a sexy sweet shoulder move? Well this girl, hot and sexy cool as she …

She’s Frigid! She’s Frigid!

Trivia!!! Who knows what She Blogs! She Blogs! is a clever (and I use clever generously) modification of? Yes! The song that Andrea and I used to listen to–in the Volvo while parked in the Poway High School parking lot as we fought over the hairspray getting ready to rule the school in our Rocket …

She had a rough weekend, BUT She’s wearing red pants

I have red pants on today. Red pants make me want to dance. I wish I was at a dance party in the middle of a circle with people chanting, “Go Ali, Go Ali, Go Ali!” While I did all my best dance moves in my red pants. It would be so cool. My dance …

She Weak, She so Weak

It’s Friday! Which means, obviously, we’re having pull-up contests on the sides of the cubicles. I interrupted a serious meeting to see if Lena, the yoga master, could do one, and of course she could. Pull ups are hard. They just remind me of that President fitness testing in elementary and middle school. No matter …