She Stinks She Stinks

So, after four days in the desert, sleeping on the ground, no soap, a 10 mile uphill morning hike, and a 12 hour drive, it’s obvious what this little camper wanted when she got home last night around 11 pm… To watch the Next Food Network Star!!! (Kelsey rocked our world AGAIN, and Jennifer, you’re …

She Salutes She Salutes

Proof of how “at one” I am with nature. So how about three cheers for a hair-raising salute to the outdoors! Hip-hip Nalgene bottles! Hip-hip Chacos! Hip-hip Subarus! I will be leaving tonight for Havasupai, while there I will leap from waterfalls, gorge on dried Mangoes, and pee my little heart out in the open. …

She’s Calling She’s Calling

I’m not THAT good at very many things. I’m not complaining, I have some talents here and there, but I’ve never had the type of talents that were, say, a really big deal at recess. I suck at kick ball, dodge ball, soft ball and flag foot ball. I didn’t make the swim team (and …

She Experiments She so Crazy

One thing that is really fun about blogging, and perhaps I may have mentioned it before, is that it blows my mind as to what elicits responses from the readers (Hey maybe there aren’t THAT many of you who read on a daily/weekly basis, but I can still call you my readers…right guys? Damn straight!) …

She is an addict, She don’t care

I love it so much. It makes me so happy. It’s part of who I am. I need it, I want it, I crave it. I love Diet Cola. I say “cola” not to be brand neutral, but I say cola because I love it all baby. Diet Dr. Pepper, Diet Coke, Diet Wild Cherry …

She Declares She Declares

I hereby declare the following songs, that were once really popular but really annoying, then just really annoying, then beyond annoying, I hereby declare THOSE songs, no longer annoying and now TOTALLY AWESOME: The Macarena by Del Los Rio and Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega and Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic Feel free …

She will ring YOUR bell, She will ring YOUR bell

Oh work. How you do tease. Needing me so desperately at times, and at others, holding a complete indifference to my existence. Every time I question whether you really love me, whether I’m the right girl for you, and I’m ready to walk out that door and say, “This just isn’t meant to be!” You …

She Updates She Updates

In extremely unexciting news, I present the following updates for lack of creative thought due to the depression brought on by yet another departure of my new husband, who swears he really has to work and isn’t trying to get away from me: 1. Maratha Stewart was the guest on the Next Food Network Star …

She Pola She Roids

I found this blog by this girl in San Diego, and she is really really pretty and really really artsy, and cool and composed. And she likes all the things you are supposed to like to be cool and hip. And she has really sexy style. And I basically am in love with/hate her guts. …

She Loves Jason She Loves Mraz

Sue me. I LOOOOVED Jason Mraz. In my defense, and so I sound like every indie kid out there, “I liked him before he got big.” There, I said it, and it felt good. (I know Jason isn’t indie, I know!) My high school friends and I would go and watch Jason Mraz in coffee …